nicholeonline:

bless zoe for putting up with my midnight creeper texts

Dear Spaghetti monster I would like to turn in this blessing for never ending pizza buffet. 

Amen. 

What's Watergate?

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nicholeonline:

Watergate was a water park that President Nixon opened.  However, he got into “hot waters” and had to resign, because Article II of the constitution specifically says that Presidents cannot open water parks during their presidency.  This was likely put into the constitution because James Madison was hydrophobic and no one took the time to proof read the constitution.  Alas, Watergate closed down after roughly a year and a half as many Americans felt it was unpatriotic to visit a water park forbidden by the constitution.

metaphorwaters:

Flawless in Black and White | Zooey Deschanel

Definitely none of the kids I grew up with would have ever thought, ‘Zooey will be on television and have her own show.’ I wasn’t the world’s most popular child, which gave me built-in tenacity. Nothing has ever come easy for me, and I think that’s a really good thing. I learned at an early age that you have to work hard for what you get

co1orblind:

all I want is to make someone I find attractive sexually frustrated. 

humansofnewyork:

"I wasn’t lucky enough to have ever found what I wanted to do. Don’t get me wrong— I did nicely. But I never found my passion."

humansofnewyork:

"I wasn’t lucky enough to have ever found what I wanted to do. Don’t get me wrong— I did nicely. But I never found my passion."

“Vinyl survived, we managed not to kill it. Knowing that you’ve taken part in this fight… You can’t imagine the happiness it brings. Every time I see a kid going out of the store with a vinyl record under their arms, my heart beats faster. Music should only be this. An intense emotion.”

-

Jack White

Happy record store day everyone!

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“The saddest thing about betrayal is that it never comes from your enemies.”

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